I like this so much.

Ten minutes of me being happy.

There are those days...

when things just don't go right. People, in general, are being assholes. Your car won't start, you spill tomato sauce on your favorite shirt, your dog or cat is sick. On those days I suggest you do something very simple; close your eyes, think of this picture, and repeatedly say MEATBRICK until you start laughing or crying.

I can't understand why anyone spends more than 19 seconds with me.

Champs 1:46 Wire Pink Flag Alternative & Punk 5

freaks

Tod Browning's Freaks is an amazing minimalist nightmare.

I am never afraid to watch it, however I am completely freaked out by people on Facebook who seem

to think their headaches are a concern for the world. This is the worst

nightmare. I am repulsed by the: " I did so many shots, that guy, you know,Mr. Burns but younger, he fucked my face I think, I'm swollen here, I DO NOT want to go to work tomorrow,jesus, I need coffee and a bath. Are you guys going out tonight, count me IN!"

I'm just saying.

You can't do anything right, but we still love you

Hey dad you can take my car.

.................................................

nine hours later, you really need to clean

the inside of your car.

Why? I never have a passenger.

I wouldn't get in it if I was dressed up.

Goodnight, yes I ate all my vegetables.

"your Mum and Dad fuck you up..."

- Phillip Larkin

Hi, I'm a little bit drunk.

I do not want to hear people complaining to me about anything. I have a zillion fucking problems of my own. Start drinking, jump off the roof of a building, get a second job.

I've got to piss, I'll be back sometime.